Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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