I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.
I definitely think that prescription drugs, like antidepressants, are prescribed so cavalierly, anyone can get anything, but I need it. I do think that it needs to work hand and hand with therapy.
I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I'm a member of the world.
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.
My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life.
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to. It feeds into this whole 'war on women' thing in my head.
I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.
I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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