I have very little faith that I'll ever find someone. I've had some bad luck and I've made some bad choices - not in men, but in how I've chosen to deal with relationships.
A wedding is such a girl thing.
I think Vegas is the answer for pregnant people because of insomnia. It's open all the time and you go down and play your silly slots.
I think getting married gave me a focus. It gave me a focus and direction I want to have in my life. And I think having another person that you make such a purposeful bond with has given me the opportunity to see how that can be with all the other aspects of my life.
My first crush was Spock. I thought it didn't get any better than Spock.
I have no ego, I'll make fun of myself, and I'll make fun of being humiliated. I get it.
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.
I'm pretty much a loner and I've lived under the radar.
I think I'm more approachable with long hair. When it's short, I come across as being artsy and weird.
I think we all feel like misfits when we open our mouth sometimes, you know?
I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark.
I'm flatchested, I'm short, I'm brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a 'beauty.'
I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone's real belief in something to help tell a story. I will not do something shocking for the sake of being nasty. If it's not hurting anyone's feelings, I'm in on the joke.
I'm one of those hovering mothers and I know it's really important to have an independent child, so I'm trying to back off, but it's hard. I love him so much, and he's so funny and cute to me.
God knows, I never want to hurt someone's feelings.
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