I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.
I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?
Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.
Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me!
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. If that ever happens, it's only because something happened during the interview that got me going, and then I had to translate my feelings to the mouth of the character.
I can't prove it, but I can say it.
If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
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