In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
John Muir, the famous naturalist, wrote in his journal that you should never go to Alaska as a young man because you'll never be satisfied with any other place as long as you live. And there's a lot of truth to that.
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live on the edge of the wild in towns with schools and cable TV and stores and dentists and roller rinks sometimes. It's just like anyplace else, only with mountains and moose.
I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't need valet parking. If I can drive the old crate 300 miles to the hotel all by myself, I can certainly handle the last nine feet to the parking space.
People feel vulnerable when they travel. Nobody wants to be taken advantage of or talked into something they don't want. Staying at Motel 6 makes you feel smarter. In fact, I think it actually means you are smarter, but I have no hard data to support that.
You can make a new friend but you can't make an old one.
Could the garment and appliance industries be in cahoots together, creating an artificial sock demand to keep us buying?
Did you ever notice that nobody you see on television looks like anyone you know?
I'm not an impersonator. I've only got one voice and only do one guy and his first-person essays.
Americans are generally very self-sufficient and I think generally averse to pretension, just as I am.
Tom Kizzia hasn't just observed and written about Alaska for three-plus decades, he's lived it. 'Pilgrim's Wilderness' is a story that needed to be told by the only man who could tell it.
There's a lot of people around Alaska now who are actually running the place who claim to just have gone there for the summer once 30 years ago. And that seems to be what happens.
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