I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.
Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.
I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.
I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.
Everyone is entitled to our opinion.
You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!
I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.
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