A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.
Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.
I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
Nothing recedes like success.
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