What is research but a blind date with knowledge?
Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five.
In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.
I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.
If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?
Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.
Like what you do, if you don't like it, do something else.
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.
Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be.
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