A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
[When asked how many husbands she had had:] You mean apart from my own?
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "darling" thing got started?
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Macho does not prove mucho.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
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