I was the most Australian child ever in the world, even though my home was in Africa.
You see airbrushed images of me, but I know the person who's walking barefoot, dodging dog poo in the yard.
I've burned the trash a few times and it got away from me. I've caught the yard on fire. I've burnt up some acreage and had to call the fire department a couple of times.
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