All I can do is today and tomorrow and have some idea of what we're doing next week. That's all I can worry about.
There's a degree of narcissism involved in anything in show business. I mean, you can't do it without a healthy ego. Why would you want anybody to listen to you?
Late-night shows are 'Chopped.' Who are your guests tonight? Your guests tonight are veal tongue, coffee grounds and gummy bears. There, make a show ... Make an appetizer that appeals to millions of people. That's what I like. How could you possibly do it? Oh, you bring in your own flavors. Your own house band is another flavor.
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.