Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Joshua L. Liebman
Alfonso A. Ossorio