Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson, I thought, 'What am I doing this for? I don't ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.'
The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated.
I suggest we bring some normality back to this country and say if you are carrying a knife, there must be zero tolerance. If it was up to me, everyone caught with a knife would get an automatic ten year sentence.
Would I like kids? If I knew I could be - and how could I put this delicately - faithful, then yes. I do like kids.
John Van Hamersveld