I always say that the times in my life when I've been happiest are the times when I've seen, like, a sunset.
I like girls who are self-deprecating. I like girls who make fun of themselves. If you can't poke fun at yourself, what are you? I just want someone with a good soul. That's about it. The rest I'm really flexible on.
I can handle the craziness some of the time, maybe most of the time. But I know I can't handle it all of the time.
I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. I think if you have a good moisturizer and a solid razor to clean up the beard, you're golden.