When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat.
I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that.
I don't want to judge America. I love America. God bless America. There are so many wonderful things about America. The fork! But we are a little behind on the bidet situation. I'm willing to say that. Hopefully we'll get our act together.
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