I go to church every Sunday, which is like going to the gas station once a week and really, really filling up.
I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.
You want to give me chocolate and flowers? That would be great. I love them both. I just don't want them out of guilt, and I don't want them if you're not going to give them to all the people who helped mother our children.
A whole lot of us believers, of all different religions, are ready to turn back the tide of madness by walking together, in both the dark and the light - in other words, through life - registering voters as we go, and keeping the faith.
Saint Francis de Sales