I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling.
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
William K. Sessions