I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
I've been invited to the White House about five times. I think the greatest thing would be if they actually invited everybody to the White House every night... they'd just take about 500 people a night. Everybody would just love this country because it's so thrilling to go there. It really is.
Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
John W. Gardner
Bernard de Mandeville