I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
John Kendrick Bangs