I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, 'Oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.'
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.
Irvin S. Cobb