I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'