I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'