I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time.
I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends.
I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
Eric C. Anderson
Monica Denise Brown