I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever.
I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. That was a lot of fun.
I would say colonialism is a wonderful thing. It spread civilization to Africa. Before it they had no written language, no wheel as we know it, no schools, no hospitals, not even normal clothing.
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