I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?'
Connie Mack IV