I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.
Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.
Peter Nivio Zarlenga