All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
The truth is that most of your Facebook friends are too busy counting their own 'likes' to pay attention to you for more than a few seconds anyway. Unless you happen to be a kitten who's in love with a baby goat, in which case you should hire a publicist immediately.
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