I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'
I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.
Jon Huntsman, Jr.
Joseph M. Kyrillos