I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'