I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.
I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Thomas L. Smith