If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.
George Washington Carver
Robert J. Ringer