I feel like I'm ready for any dangerous situation that might come my way, provided I have a hammer on me.
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.
Not all journalists are really journalists. They ask such stupid questions sometimes, especially the newer ones, and because... these people can't tell if you're joking around, you just can't have any sense of humour; you really can't.
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