In the inner city, there's a mentality that the government owes you something. My breakthrough came when I stopped feeling sorry for myself and took responsibility for every part of my life. No more pity parties. I've gotta love me more than anybody else loves me.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.
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