I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.
I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids. Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche and then applies an antibiotic cream. You gotta keep it away from your eyes.
There's nothing too serious that I can't make a joke out of it. There's no crisis too crazy that I wouldn't want to make a joke out of it. No, I get stopped from making the joke halfway through once members of my family realize I'm about to make a joke about something that's very important to them. But I'm just trying to lighten the mood, folks!
My father always wanted to be 'Col-bear.' He lived in the same town as his father, and his father didn't like the idea of the name with the French pronunciation. So my father said to us, 'Do what you want. You're not going to offend anybody.' And he was dead long before I made my decision.