I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.
I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.
There's nothing too serious that I can't make a joke out of it. There's no crisis too crazy that I wouldn't want to make a joke out of it. No, I get stopped from making the joke halfway through once members of my family realize I'm about to make a joke about something that's very important to them. But I'm just trying to lighten the mood, folks!
Henry Charles Carey
Giorgio de Chirico