I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
I have a morality. I don't know if it's the best morality. And I do like thinking. If people perceive that as a moral intellectualism, that's fine. That's up to them to decide.
I'm a simple man with a simple mind. I hold a simple set of beliefs that I live by. Number one, I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I feel that it extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has 50 states.