The difference between men and women seems to be this: I can argue with my promoter downstairs, accuse him of ripping me off, and 20 minutes later we'll be playing golf together. With a lady, the same argument can go on for, like, years.
I have to paint at least two times a week, and there's not enough time in the day to do everything.
My name is Michael Pennington, and I am not a comic character.
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