I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.
I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those.
Simply being a guest on David Letterman's show has been a highlight of my career. I never dreamed that I would follow in his footsteps, though everyone in late night follows Dave's lead. I'm thrilled and grateful that CBS chose me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go grind a gap in my front teeth.
Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.
Louis D. Brandeis