I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.
My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they're misunderstood. I don't think people realize how kind New York people are.
I went to Second City, where you learned to make the other actor look good so you looked good and National Lampoon, where you had to create everything out of nothing, and SNL, where you couldn't make any mistakes, and you learned what collaboration was.
There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing. Sometimes you can avoid a traffic violation. But the only time it really matters is in the emergency room with your kids. That's when you want to be noticed, because it's very easy to get forgotten in an ER.
Jose Eduardo Dos Santos
Ralph W. Sockman