Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I've heard it said that umpires are necessary evil. Well, we are necessary, but we are not evil. We are hard-working and dedicated people whose primary interest is to make sure the game is played fairly. We are the integrity of the game.
I want to stay in Hawaii a little while. I'm kind of liking it over there.
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