Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
J. Edgar Hoover