Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.
The letters that say 'I'm getting the messages you're sending me through the television screen' are not great. But those are few and far between, thank God. I get wonderful letters, and people send me artwork.
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
There's nothing too serious that I can't make a joke out of it. There's no crisis too crazy that I wouldn't want to make a joke out of it. No, I get stopped from making the joke halfway through once members of my family realize I'm about to make a joke about something that's very important to them. But I'm just trying to lighten the mood, folks!
Elizabeth Stuart Phelps