My writing voice is very much like 'Thank You for Smoking.' It's a guy's voice. It's very masculine.
I went on a date once with a police officer, unbeknownst to me. I thought he was a regular guy. And when I found out that he was a police officer... I wasn't so into it. I got paranoid that I would illegally cross the street and get a ticket for jay walking.
I'm an amazing cook. And I'm a gentleman but can belch the entire alphabet. Classy.
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