There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.
There's nothing too serious that I can't make a joke out of it. There's no crisis too crazy that I wouldn't want to make a joke out of it. No, I get stopped from making the joke halfway through once members of my family realize I'm about to make a joke about something that's very important to them. But I'm just trying to lighten the mood, folks!
In the media age, everybody was famous for 15 minutes. In the Wikipedia age, everybody can be an expert in five minutes. Special bonus: You can edit your own entry to make yourself seem even smarter.