Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.
I've written 16 children's books and five unpublished novels. Some of the latter were breathtakingly bad.
I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating with Pert Plus. As I was belting out the chorus to my favorite song from 'Funny Girl,' 'Oh my man, I love him so, he'll never know...' it hit me.
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