Waiting, waiting, waiting. All my life, I've been waiting for my life to begin, as if somehow my life was ahead of me, and that someday I would arrive at it.
So instead of beating myself up for being fat, I think it's a miracle that I laugh every day and walk through my life with pride, because our culture is unrelenting when it comes to large people.
I learned how to sign because when I was growing up in California in order to get into college you needed two semesters of language to get into a University of California school.
The way I see it, I can either cross the street, or I can keep waiting for another few years of green lights to go by.
Louis C. K.