What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself to deal with it and not dwell on the class in front of me - to keep a straight face, give the report and concentrate on getting it right. That's normally how I perform. That's how I am.
Solomon Ibn Gabirol