I imagined being a famous writer would be like being like Jane Austen.
A lot of my friends growing up were hunters, but I spent all my time on the ice hurting actual humans playing hockey. I never had the chance to run through the woods and shoot at a moose or deer. I was shooting pucks at goaltender's heads.
I think I have a superior brain and an inferior stature, if you really want to get brutal about it.
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