When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it's hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn't feel like me.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.