When you die, others who think they know you, will concoct things about you... Better pick up a pen and write it yourself, for you know yourself best.
A real pleasure is a pleasure that one enjoys by one's self, without a companion, and without a single argument.
Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on his shoulders. On the two first nights of Passover, Elijah the Prophet goes about looking for those who have fallen asleep at the Seder, and takes them away in his bag.
You can take a Jew out of a shtetl, but you cannot take a shtetl out of a Jew.