Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.
There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.
As a comic and as a nurse, it's important to look calm on the surface when you're absolutely crapping yourself inside. So, if someone is waving a machete at you, which has happened to me when I was a nurse, it's important to make that person feel that you're in control.
I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late.
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.
I tend to think the world is a bit of a miserable place, so anyone who can add to people's optimistic, cheerful side is doing a good job, which is what I hope I'm doing.
I never think, 'Where am I going to be in a year's time?' That seems to be a sure way of missing the fact that you might be quite happy now.
Even nice things don't make you happy when you're tired.
I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.
Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.
Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.
I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually people should be encouraging fat people who are exercising to do it, not pointing and laughing.
They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it's ready to eat, they just don't fancy it any more.
Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.
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